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Put Down that Lysol! Step Away from the News Feed!
Move along, people. Keep going. No rubber necking here. No lookie-loos . Keep moving. Ma’am, put down that Lysol. No, ma’am don’t drink it. Put it down!! That’s right, ma’am, he’s not a doctor, he just plays one on TV.
Yes, we have a coroner’s report already. “I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something, like that by injection inside, or almost a cleaning?” Yeah, another ADHD pile-up. A thirty-one word pile-up.
Yep, just like the last several dozen incidents. Same M.O. No, no, no sarcasm detected there. That part was just fake news. When he does sarcasm, everyone knows it. No, the sarcasm claim is part of the same ADHD pile-up. Day two, it’s sarcasm. Then day three, he never said it. Hillary said it, Obama said it, Cuomo said it. Then it’s the just the nasty reporters who made the whole thing up. It’s so unfair. The man can’t help himself, he’s just blurting out whatever comes to mind.
Anyway people, we have it all under control. It’ll be over by April, when things warm up. We’ll be open by Easter. Easter 2022, maybe. Who knows. I know you want to be working, want to open things up, well we do too. So keep moving people. No gawking here.
No reason to stop now. You’ve seen it all before. Beautiful, beautiful speeches…
